12-17-09: This mornings news story is “Woods scandal casts new light on VIP hostesses.” My questions are, what the heck does a married man need a hostess for, and how is it that married men can run around in public with women other than their wives without the news questioning it?

Once there was a beautiful society, full of hard working people who wanted to be happy, healthy and young.

They discovered they could scientifically process miraculous substances to do so from their unborn.

They developed special wordings and labels to make this process feel acceptable among themselves.

Their medical miracles flowed forth and they were able to live long, healthy, prosperous and active lives.

And when each came to die and meet their Maker, He looked into their eyes and asked “what have you done, what have you done?”

Moral: Real Men don’t stand on another’s shoulders to keep from drowning.

Tiger Woods is what has for ages been called a whoremonger. It is a moral condition. It will unfold as follows over the coming months.

Eventually he will seek counseling. The liberal media will brand it a medical condition. He suffers from sexual addiction. It’s not his fault. They will skip over the fact that it is his wife to whom he ought to be sexually addicted.

He will seek treatment.

Disloyalty, affairs, and whoremongering have never been an issue with Hollywood or liberals, in fact it is their lifestyle.

And so after the passage of enough time to afford the appearance of respectability, he will be rolled out into public view as the new and rehabilitated Tiger Woods. A better man and a better example to us all by this experience. An experience from which we can all learn, and we should all take it as an opportunity to examine ourselves for things we ought to correct or improve.

He will perform some acts of charity of kindness. He will make contrite confessionary rounds on sympathetic talk shows.

And then all will be as it was.

Louis Gates - An angry elitist with a chip on his shoulder looking for opportunity pursues his red badge of courage.

First, we get ourselves a trillion in pocket money.
Then we get ourselves some banks.
Then we get ourselves some car companies.
Then we get all of the hospitals and doctors and insurance companies.
Then we stock them with our political allies and unionize them.
Then we lower the borders and let those in of like mind.
Then we’re in charge and no one can stop us.